Deus sabe das coisas!

Era o início da década de 60, quando se deu este interessante episódio:
O Presidente do Santos marca uma reunião com Deus.
Chegando lá, ele pergunta:
- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores.
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap flap (páginas do livro de Deus), e diz:
- Sim, o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores, ainda na sua gestão. E duas vezes...
O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:
- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão da Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap,flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o São Paulo será Campeão da Libertadores várias vezes, mas não na sua gestão.
O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão da Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap,flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o Flamengo será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Palmeiras , será Campeão da Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro,flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:- Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão da Libertadores, fará várias finais inclusive, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião com Deus.
- E o Corinthians, será Campeão da Libertadores?
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E finalmente Deus conclui...- Na minha gestão, NÃO!!!!

35 Manias de Pobre.

1 - Tomar cerveja em copo de requeijão.
2 - Esquentar a ponta da bic para ver se ela volta a funcionar.
3 - Andar pendurado na porta do ônibus.
4 - Lamber a tampa metálica do iogurte.
5 - Colocar bombril na antena da televisão.
6 - Colocar sunga, maiô ou biquíni e tomar sol na laje ou atrás da casa.
7 - Correr atrás do guarda-sol na praia, gritando: “pega, pega”.
8 - Entrar de loja em loja olhando os preços e dizer ao vendedor: “Só estou dando uma olhadinha”.
9 - Ir ao estádio de futebol, entrar na geral e pular para as cadeiras numeradas.
10 - Fazer jogo de futebol com times camisa e sem camisa.
11 - Ficar balançando lâmpada queimada para ver se ela volta a funcionar.
12 - Ir para o trabalho de bicicleta e dizer que é para entrar em forma.
13 - Aproveitar garrafas plásticas de refrigerante e colocar água na geladeira.
14 - Acender latinha com álcool no banheiro nos dias frios.
15 - Secar tênis atrás da geladeira.
16 - Receber visita e mostrar a casa toda.
17 - Decorar vaso com flor de plástico.
18 - Guardar refrigerante com uma colher na boca para não perder o gás.
19 - Comprar carro novo e não tirar o plástico do banco só para dizer que é novo.
20 - Amarrar cachorro com fio de luz.
21 - Lamber a ponta da borracha para apagar o erro.
22 - Usar pregador de roupa para fechar sacos de arroz, açúcar, macarrão, etc...
23 - Passar cuspe no cotovelo para amaciar.
24 - Guardar sobras de sabonete para fazer uma bola só.
25 - Convidar amigos para um churrasco e mandar cada um levar uma coisa.
26 - Consertar tira de sandália havaiana com grampeador.
27 - Enfeitar a estante da sala com lembranças de casamento.
28 - Passar fio dental e depois cheirar para ver se o dente está com mau cheiro.
29 - Tirar cera do ouvido com a chave do carro ou com a tampa da caneta.
30 - Fazer a barra da calça com fita crepe.
31 - Sair correndo para pegar um ônibus que já está saindo do ponto.
32 - Subir na laje para mexer na antena e ficar gritando: “Melhorou?”.
33 - Guardar cueca velha para passar cera no carro.
34 - Ir ao restaurante e antes de fazer o pedido perguntar se aceita ticket.
35 - Fazer esta linha só pra completar as 35.

Vai dizer que nunca fez uma dessas..


http://jacarenaocomealpiste.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-10-09T15%3A12%3A00-03%3A00&max-results=10

“Velozes & furiosos 4”

O primeiro trailer completo da quarta franquia “Velozes & furiosos” acaba de ser Divulgado . Diferente do primeiro Teaser , o novo vídeo começa com uma perseguição á pé , e termina com uma boa semana com Vin Diesel e Michelle Rodriguez.,confira abaixo.

http://cinemaeafins.com/2009/01/primeiro-trailer-completo-de-velozes-e-furiosos-4.html

"Prison Break" acaba.

A Fox TV anunciou o fim da série "Prison Break", que está na sua quarta temporada nos Estados Unidos, informou o o site Huffington Post.

O canal informou nesta terça-feira (13) que os últimos episódios do programa irão passar nos Estados Unidos a partir de 17 de abril.
No Brasil, as três primeiras temporadas da série vão ao ar pelo canal Fox, da TV paga; a quarta será exibida a partir de março pelo FX, também da TV paga.
Segundo o presidente da Fox, Kevin Reilly, o cancelamento da série é a decisão certa tanto para o programa quanto para os fãs.
"Nós não demos um gancho. O programa simplesmente se esgotou. Há um momento em que se chega a um ponto, criativamente falando, em que todo mundo sente que todas as histórias já foram contadas", disse Reilly.
"Terminar a série irá permitir "um fim forte", considerou.

http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/ilustrada/ult90u489888.shtml

Metal Slug Brutal 2.

Metal Slug é um clássico dos Arcades. O jogo é um dos melhores no estilo plataforma que já existiu, o sucesso é tanto que até a versão online já esta famosa, tanto é que a nova versão já saiu.

Linnk.

http://www.circoarmado.com.br/haznos/metal-slug-brutal-2/

Oficina G3.

Link.
http://rapidshare.com/files/48370426/Al_m_do_que_os_olhos_podem_ver.rar.html




Link.
http://w15.easy-share.com/8089681.html

Pink Floyd - The Division Bell - Link do Mp3

Link.
http://w12.easy-share.com/763250.html